Failures

>I think this was the first assignment....
Here are my failures:
1) I failed log onto my blog..(this was not fun)
2) I failed to stayon my first scooter(I rode down cement staurs)
3) after the scooter incident I failed to receive anything else with weels.
4) I am failing math
5) I have failed to cook...I have not failed to cause food poisening.....
......Im sure I have many more, i just can't think of them.